jasonptodd:
“this is literally the funniest post on this site i’m going to fucking kill myself having never achieved this level of comedy
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jasonptodd:

this is literally the funniest post on this site i’m going to fucking kill myself having never achieved this level of comedy

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darkmuse112:

underneathswift:

THE LAST DAY GUYS

Every April 30th, like clockwork.

At least I know that the people of tumblr will never let me down.

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proficientatfreakness:

marveldevil:

im-a-sokka-for-you-ha:

soulvomit:

memory-thought:

foxybluejazz:

angiethewitch:

theinturnetexplorer:

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Homosexuality explained in a German Children’s Book

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Originally posted by fuckyeahdragrace

Its my personal belief that the “but how do you explain it to the kids?” crowd, has never explained anything to a child in their lives.

In my experience, they just don’t want their kids to know about it.

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Quick addition: in german the word for friend and boyfriend are the same, so he might already be implying that he knows of their relationship early on and!!!

Where it says: “Love is the only way to achieve happiness” it actually says “Love is the most beautiful way to achieve happiness”

Papa has a type and it’s dark-haired

You go, herr dad!

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gothiccharmschool:

ardatli:

deepvoidchaos:

injuries-in-dust:

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Source: Instagram


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ONLY SOME OF THEM ARE CUTE OTHERS ARE GOING TO EAT YOUR SOUL FOR TEA

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No, no, that type is also cute.

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atsuyuri-sama:

kudzuman-deactivated20220925:

ramnamsatyahai-deactivated20210:

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[audio transcript:

first woman [excited, upbeat tone]: Who’s gonna tell VeggieTales that their main character’s a fruit?

second woman [more subdued, serious tone]: I hate to break this to you, but… nothing’s a vegetable. “Vegetable” is just a term that means “you can eat it”. In botany, nothing’s a vegetable. So, like. Yeah, a tomato’s a fr- a berry, but. A, a carrot’s just a root. And. And a potato’s just a tuber. And, like? A, a cucumber is just a melon. Melon’s are fruits… in other ways. You’re not gonna put a cucumber in your fruit salad, though. Not gonna put a tomato in your fruit salad. Broccoli? Broccoli’s a fuckin’ flower. We’re eating a flower when we’re eating broccoli. All, like, lettuce, kale? That’s just a leaf. It’s just a leaf. Nothing’s a vegetable. Vegetables don’t exist.

end transcript]

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squish-this:

jaubaius:

Sounds like most Chihuahuas and I would bet a prior Chihuahua owner would take him.

I didn’t think the picture could do him justice after that description but it absolutely does and I for one am delighted

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daimboy:

daimboy:

daimboy:

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some beautiful little stories

i just heard thé news that yahoo answers will be permanently shut down, so i will share these again :-‘[ 💔 also edit: here’s two more

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